Sacred Scars

washlina:

I am incredibly sorry, it seems like we just left this blog to die, but we won’t!

SO, 5am early bird special. I give you all a small ficlet. Hope you all enjoy! -Mod Wash.

  • AU where Washington and Carolina are married after leaving the military. (If any of you read Fur Babies, same AU.) Which takes its toll on both of them from time and time again nonetheless this is me just saying ‘hELLA DOMESTICATED’

Washington hadn’t noticed Carolina left the bed, he didn’t hear the bathroom door open, the one they normally kept closed so the cat’s didn’t mess with the toilet paper. He didn’t even wake up when Mittens left his side, the warm spot dying quickly in the bed. He did notice the light shining in the hall glaring into the room causing him to finally open his eyes.

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jimmy fallon monologue

omfg

copygirl70:

Some of the last 6 months of our lives.


I find it hilarious, the middle picture is of me getting my temps, and the picture directly to the left and in the right hand bottom corner is the messed up car bumper and me in a neck brace…. I didn’t crash the car I swear

copygirl70:

Some of the last 6 months of our lives.

I find it hilarious, the middle picture is of me getting my temps, and the picture directly to the left and in the right hand bottom corner is the messed up car bumper and me in a neck brace…. I didn’t crash the car I swear

bLOP BLOOP GOT A NIPPP NOP

fandomanon:

hoy lshti

what were you doing

I was trying to make a close friend laugh.

It worked.

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

You don't look old enough to have two kids about to go into college
Anonymous

copygirl70:

Thank you-

Younger Twin: Trust me, she is. She’s gonna be 44 on Nov 17th and I’ll be 18 on Jan 14th. (I’m half in charge of teaching her how to use Tumblr and half in charge of answering asks and such.)

You all should go send my mom some questions! Anything that suits your fancy… you know within reason.

b00ksandp0ems:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.

hallowhedge:

dark-strings:

"The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for wild dogs.”

Did anybody else click and drag? You should.

hallowhedge:

dark-strings:

"The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for wild dogs.”

Did anybody else click and drag? You should.

themadkingshandmaid:

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themadkingshandmaid:

Burnie Burns? I love him. Just the way he [clenches fist] burns all those burnies.

we-are-in-lesbians:

gavin free? i love him. just the way he [clenches fist] frees all those gavins

deductionhunters:

rooster teeth? I love them. the way they just (clenches fists) bite those cocks

Burnie Burns? I love him. Just the way he [clenches fist] burns all those burnies.

nged it for concecti your mom[1:16:24 AM] Norp DORKta: imagine York trying to do a romantic thing where he carefully tries removing Carolina's bed pants like to wake her up to a 'good' morning and so he kisses her thighs softly going 'I'm in' but she wakes up putting him in a half asleep head lock and he just kind of squeals going "I'M NOT IN. I REPEAT NOT IN" -nods-

zombie-butch-flowers:

BLESS